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:: Tuesday, July 06, 2004 ::
I am a Reverend. No joke. I have a certificate to prove it. I can perform wedding, funerals, baptismals, divorces, house blessings...all sorts of rites. The idea is that 1. I am to do no harm and 2.I am to protect the freedom of religion.
I am primarily interested in performing baptismals at lakes where I can dunk people and give them a whole new chance at life as a new person. I also like the idea that I can absolve people from their sins. I can unchain them from some stupid indescrestion. Catholics have that option so why not all of us?
So as you can see I am happy and I am at your service!
:: wild 9:42 AM [+] ::
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